#yes they're married surprise! XD

[wheredostarsgowhenyoudie]

Just want to share my favorite Maribat stories' links (not arranged in any particular order). :) :) :)

Yes. Because I am in that phase again lol

If you are the author, let it be known that you are awesome!

1) Taking Chances by Undercover_fangirl - This is a biodad Bruce Wayne story. Mari gets to Gotham and faces Joker, and voila - you have a dad and a chaotic set of siblings!

2) for us to collide by LadyLiterature - This is a Daminette story which I love love love love!! And the dynamic of the Miraculous team? AMAZING.

3) Stalker X Stalker by oliviaandersonisntmyrealnamelol - This is Timinette story. Caffeine deprived coffee addicts + kwami unapproved stalking tendencies = hilarious chaos XD

4) No, Mr. Wayne, You Can't Adopt Me! by ggomoz - This is a Marinette as Bruce Wayne's secretary fanfic. It is chaos and very good if you wanna laugh out loud!! XD They have no idea she's MDC and has miraculous powers. They wanna adopt. Damian wants her in the fam, but not by adoption.

5) Joint Filing Status by ew_selfish_art - This is a new fav Daminette. Surprise, surprise, turns out they're magically married. Both are as chill as fuck about it. The RobinxLB epic power couple we all want without knowing we want it OMG!!!! 🩷🩷

6) 1-800 Emergency Magic Management by ew_selfish_art - A very amusing Robinette one-shot in which the Justice League is trying to recruit the operator of a magic helpline from Paris. XD Nth read. Like seriously. LMAO

P.S. If you know any more hidden gems, please for the love of us, feel very free to reblog and add it to the list. If it's an old fic in AO3, I probably have read it but add it anyway. And if you know any new awesome fanfic, then do tag me. I would love you for it. Thank youuu!!!!

[hello-nichya-here]

How would Ursa and Ozai react in a modern AU where Azula gets pregnant but they only find out that Zuko’s the dad after she gave birth?

First, they'd be shocked that Azula is pregnant at all. She's the smart one, how come she didn't make the way wear a condom? So disappointing. Ursa would be freaking out and trying to push Azula to get married. Ozai would be the typical "cold fury" type of thing and "calmly" ask Azula who the father is so he can shoot the guy - they're both annoyed she won't tell them.

They're also surprised that Zuko didn't seem as shocked when they told him, but hey, they are closer in age, maybe he knew something they didn't.

Ursa thinks it's sweet that he is caring and protective of Azula during the pregnancy, but she gets a bit of strange feeling each time he is dotting on her. Ozai finds it strange as well, but assumes it's just a result of Zuko's pathetic, overly emotion nature. What DOES make him raise an eyebrow is the fact that Azula is not annoyed at her brother for it. Sure, pregnancy hormones and all that, but still.

Then the baby is born, and oh God, Zuko can't even try to be subtle. Everything he does for the child might as well be a way to scream "I'M THE DAD." He is in co-parent mode right away, and even asked Azula, in front of the whole family, if she'd want more kids eventually and was overjoyed when she said yes.

Until Azula is old enough to move in with Zuko, and have the happy incest family she seems to want so bad, Ozai and Ursa have the silent agreement of just... moving on like nothing's happening. They don't speak of it to each other anyone, and immediately end the conversation when someone else tries to bring up that topic. Denial is very comforting in such a messy situation XD

[merakiui]

AAAAAaAAAAGH I JUST READ YOUR ROYAL ALPHA LEECH BROTHERS FICK AND CONSISTS!!! And I raise you this!

The tweels and the little maid were childhood friends. She'd help sneak them around the castle to get out of bring lessons and even ruffhouse with them. They were thick thieves. They'd joke about marrying one another as kids tend to do. But as they grew and the staff and crown found out about there little games they became more strict. Kids will be kids after all so no punishments but she had to fall in line. It was drilled into her how to properly act and be a servant, much to her dismay. And the twins were told to stay away till she was taught how to act.

Once puberty hit and hormones kicked in, she was shamed for her past. For playing like a boy instead of a girl. Act like a proper lady and maid, she was told. And she did. In public, that is. In private, she hated it all. She'd rather spare and sword figh that fold laundry and clean up. Oh, how she missed the twins. But by now, they've probably forgotten her even though they all still see one another. And from the whispers she even starts to think they hate her now.

The twins were bored. They misses there friend. The one who saw them not as royal but at friends. They missed the games they would play and talks they'd have. Jade would remimber how they'd look for mushrooms and sneak some into the kitchen in hope of trying some. It nev3r happen do to the strict rules. And floyd missed the way she'd squeeze him back when they'd play. Things only got worst when they started presenting. The maid now an adult presents as an omega and is forsed to take drugs and suppressants as to not distract anyone.

The twins to no ones surprise but turned out to be alphas and were told to take suppressants when needed.

The twins may have unconsciously even started to bully the maid. They want to see her and play with her more. Only this time it's not so innocent. They want her as a mate. To watch her belly swell with there pups/eggs. They want to mark her so no one else can have her. But the rules keep that from happening.

And that's all I got so far XD sorry if this is weird

AAAAA YES YES >v< I love the trope of royal who wants to be with the servant but is held back by rules (and eventually decides to break the rules). It's so delicious omg!!!!

I like to imagine the twins find ways to inconvenience you. At first it was things like stealing your suppressants and hiding them or failing to provide enough so you're the only maid left without them (just so that it makes finding you in the palace much easier when your scent is the only one blanketing the air). But then they go out of their way to find your clean laundry and scent it so that when it's returned to you your uniform is drenched in their scent. >:) and no one's going to tell them to stop when they're the Prince Jade and Prince Floyd, soon-to-be rulers of the kingdom.

Maybe they catch you trying to sneak out of the palace so you can slip into town to buy suppressants because, for some odd, unexplainable reason, yours keep disappearing or you never receive them. And you can't keep going without suppressants, otherwise your heat will leave you indisposed for a few days and you need to be able to work without trouble! Or maybe you sneak out of the palace to buy suppressants from a certain merchant (Azul) who knows how to procure all the best selection of medicines for monitoring heats and masking pheromones. Maybe in exchange for these things you offer to help him through his heats (or ruts if he's an alpha). OOOOO imagine coming back to the palace before dawn with your suppressants, but you reek of an alpha stranger's pheromones (because you just helped Azul through his rut) and the twins smell him on you and !!!!!!! jealous tweels....... orz jealous tweels who want to tear the throat out of the one who so obviously slept with and scented you!!

Omg omg or tweels who don't take their rut modulators, so they're on the verge of going feral. orz they're so scary, all elongated canines, pupils blown wide, heavy breathing... they have to be locked away beneath the palace in the dungeons to mitigate any potential damage, and their only request when they're still somewhat lucid is that you have to come down to see them. >:) maybe they're collared and chained (perhaps even muzzled) all for the sake of keeping you safe, but not for long because they convince order you to remove the restraints and........ one thing leads to another and so essentially feral alpha tweels fuck you on the cold, grimy cobbles of the dungeon floor hehe.

And they knot you, so there's a high possibility you will get knocked up with pups hehe!!! And for extra measure, albeit they're not entirely thinking of the repercussions and it's not like they really, truly care for them, they bite your neck and now you're bound to them. They've never followed the rules anyway, so why should they let something like that hold them back?

>_< it's even worse for poor you because these are your childhood friends, who were once so sweet when neither of you were old enough to start presenting, and so back then secondary genders meant nothing. Now your kind childhood friends are mean bullies forcing you to bear their heirs for the throne. :( and you have no say in it because they always get their way. Greedy, spoiled eels........

[grigori77]

Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 115

Sing? Really? Oh gods ... wait ... oh no ... really, he is THE LAST PERSON who should have one of these things ... oh yeah, give it to Robbie ... YEAH, that's moe like it ... no, give it back, Samuel! Yes. That's better ... by the gods this is a mad skit and I'm not surprised Marisha's got gigantic giggles ... XD ... oh my ... SHE'S gettign a go? The one cast member who CAN'T sing? Interesting ... LOL

MattL "We're professionals!" Yes .. you are ...

Wait ... what's going on with Ashley and Marisha? Is that a bit for Matt's plug? It's a bit random since they're both OFFSCREEN for it ...

Der Katzenprinz? Awwwwwwwwww ... it's real! :3

Back with Bells Hell and the Mighty Nein, then ... so we're reeling things back an hour or two ... which is about right ... "dicks out?" Really?

Fjord's sensitive nipples ... that's adorable. He's the most feared pirate in allf Exandria, folks! XD

Less illusions, more projections ... yeah, exactly, Imogen. Oh yeah ... Snowcone Ludinus, yeah ...

The confusion begins ... oh yeah, I've been looking forward to more of this ... LOL ... meanwhile Matt's just enjoying sitting back and WATCHING ...

Ah yes, where DO the Nein stand on the subject of the gods?

"Trent Ikithon"? Don't invoke that name, Fjord! Don't trigger the Dirt Wizard!

Caduceus: "So you're feeling confident because you've fought two snowmen?"

Just make Fearne an egg already, Chet!

A Message to Ludinus? I mean honestly, one of Jester's Messages would probably be a major headache for him, so I could actually get behind that idea ... XD

Rashinna! Hi! She's here, it's time, then ...

Ooooh, bombs ... yay! That should be fun. Explosives are always fun.

So ... is that like some funky cool grapple gun? That's pretty sweet ...

Wow ... Gaz really is like the Johnny Bravo of Ruidus, isn't he?

Nott wants to be close to "the big boom" ... well yes, she would ... I love this little pyromaniac ... if she shouts "Fluffernutter!" just before she blows it up that'll just be the icing on the cake ... XD

Don't eat the slime, Beau! It's not for eating ...

Trying to decide who can just fly up and who needs a little help ...

Fjord: "You hear that, Nott? Braius is going down." Veth: "Don't even tempt me! Big strong man ..."

"Lunchies"? Wow ... Gaz, man ...

Ah, so tea and ... something more? Hmmmmmm ...

A toast? Go for it, Dorian. "Please don't die, and down the hatch." Attaboy ...

Ruidian cheese dreams ... I love that so much ... XD ... yeah, please let Gaz survive this so someday he can have some cheese ...

Braius wanting Chetney to CHISEL R.T.A. on him when Jester has actual TATTOO EQUIPMENT ... LOL

Caleb thinks the Hells are even more insane than the Nein... that is a crazy compliment, definitely ...

:3 ... awwwwwwww ... Imogen and Laudna are as cute as ever ... I really am hoping they're gonna make it through this shit ... yeah, please let them get that little cottage they dream of ...

Yasha ... silently judging Veth for mooning over Braius ... I love it ... the question about Yahsa and Beau's marrital status ... so ... they're still not sure what it is? Hmmmm ... Marish: "Wait! Dani says we're married!" Oh boy ... LOL

Lots and lots of sex. This is apparently Yasha's secret to their longevity ... of course it is ...

Did Veth just ask Yasha if she was up for a foursome? O.O

Yes. Beau WOULD be a great mother. It's bizarre, but very true ...

Marriage at TravelerCon? Oh yeah, that sounds PERFECT ... yeah, all the wedding planning is just THE BEST PART of this episode so far ... which after all the Yasha/Veth sex-talk is definitely saying something ... XD

Gaz tries honey for the first time ... O.O ... wow ...

Oh ... so that's it, then? Time to start ... hmmmm ... and potentially a big goodbye for both parties ...

Caduceus: "When the time comes ... go with what feels kind." Oh ... yes. Definitely ...

Let Laudna have the Raven Mask. PLease. As much to stop the squeekiness, really ...

Yes. Give Ashton an hour of Psychic protection. That would be really helpful ... wait ... Chetney has NEGATIVE ONE for Wisdom? Fucking hell ...

Oh, so she just FAKES IT? That's hilarous ...

A last quick moment with Dorian and Orym? Oh ... THEY'RE KISSING?!!! THEY'RE KISSING!!! THEY'RE FUCKING KISSING!!! TEN SECONDS OF KISSING!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!! Oh dear ... sorry Braius ... oops ...

Fucking hell ... are Ashton and Fearne REALLY about to take a massive amount of mushrooms right before they go into the most desperate fight ot their life? O.O

Fucking hell, Sam! How many of those do you even HAVE?!!!

Caleb and Imogen bonding ... yeah, they really do seem like such a good friendship fit ... :3

It's going all red ... and a screech? A strange screech? Is Imogen getting trapped in a dream? Oh fuck, that's exactly what it is ... Liliana! Oh fuck, is it all going off already? Not good ... he knows? Oh fuck ... that's so bad ... wait ... WHAT?!!! What's happening to her? Matt Mercer don't you fucking DARE!!! Oh fuck ... is she gonna be with her for as long as she can in what's clearly her final moments? Fuck ...

A HARNESS?!!! He's funnelling her? NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!

And NOW he calls a break? Matt Mercer you EVIL BASTARD!!!

While all that's happening we're off with the Nein instead ... damn it! And back with the old seating arrangement! Cool! But no Robbie? Not quite so cool ...

Seeming is still up? Okay, then ... smart ...

Group deception check? First fresh roll as the Nein ... okay, it's been a little while ... looks like we all have to get back to remembering the old stats ... and Ashley's RIGHT back on the classic dice behavour already ...

Crap ... are they running into difficulty ALREADY?

Bluffing time ... Deception check! Oof ... here we go, then ... so ... that worked, then? Phew ...

And now they're being followed ... bollocks ... so then that DIDN'T work, then ... hmmmmmm ...

Invoke Duplicity! Oh nice ... yeah, it's been a while ... :3

Nice ... so THAT distraction worked. Great work, Jester.

Sneaky sneaky ...

Aha ... so this place seems like what we're headed for ... yup. we're here. The Arx Creonum ...

So they're going IN then ... oh, a friend? Somebody on the inside, then ... yeah, looks like they're pulling it off, then ...

Wow ... gods, she was so young then ... :3

Okay, so now it's time to finally work out what they're gonna do with the climb ... is Beau gonna go so some more Cool Monk Shit? Let her Naruto Run along the cable ...

Veth casts Spiderclimb ... cool ...

Beau's still spicy about Veth shooting her in the arse after seven years ... XD

THat's a lott of BOOM, Gaz ... and now he's sort of quoting The Goonies ...

Meanwhile Fjord and Jester are doing the whole Superman and Lois thing ... LOL

Think light thoughts, guys ... and yeah, a little Guidance would be helpful too. Thanks, Jester ...

Veth gets a MATCHING OUTFIT for the infiltration? Cool ... yeah, she's on the DEMO TEAM ... O.O ... extra cool ...

The bird flips the bird ...

The assault has begun! Laura: "It has begin!"

Climbing time for the demo team, then ... okay, well that went surprisingly well ... the lines are now secure. Step one is a success ... Spiderclimb!

Ring of Spell Splitting, plus Death Ward? Nice ...

Veth totally showing up everybody else as they go up ... XD

STEALTH CHECK!!!

Safe arrival, then ... all going well so far ... what's next, then?

Finding a prime spot for the bombs, then ... Investigation check! Okay ... planting the bombs ... c'mon Veth, this is what you're really good at ... no Spiderclimb lasts an HOUR, you're fine ...

Lighting the fuse ... here we go ... HIDE!!! TAKE COVER!!!

They've been spotted? Crap ... IS THAT a problem right now? Oh, guess not ... BOOM!!!

A THIRD OF THE BUILDING starts to fall away? Holy fuck ... O.O

Time for the rest of them to make the cli8mb too, then ... all at once! Get to it, guys!

Evasion for ZERO DAMAGE? Sweet. "Rogues are back in style!" XD

Seven rounds to ascend? Crap ... what's gonna happen in the interrim?

Beau is DASHING it ... this is gonna be SPECTACULAR ... so she can clear it in FOUR rounds ... which means 4 Acrobatics checks ... roll well, Marisha! 17 for the third one? Oh fuck ... that's BARELY enough ... wait ... is Veth SERIOUSLY gonna electroshock Beau right now? O.O Caleb Bird sighs SO HEAVILY ... so the DC is now TWENTY ... oh fuck ... Sam fucking Riegel, the classic chaos gremlin ... oh wow ... yeah, she just GRINDS THAT FUCKER with her staff ... that is just AWESOME ...

Gods I love these two so much, they're both so petty ... XD

Meanwhile how do everybody else get on? Starts smooth ... but now they've been spotted ... crap ... this complicates things ... and now they're being pelted with stuff ... SPEARS?!!! Seriously? Crap ... O.O ... shit ... did Laura really rol a THREE?!!! Crap ... and now she's just had her harness cut away ... FUCK!!! And now Jester is FALLING ...

Ashley rolls a ONE when Yasha tries to grab her ... so Fjord just goes after her instead! Of course he does ... so romantic ... but that adds an EXTRA ROUND to the whole mess ... crap!

Oh for fuck's ... ANOTHER shit roll? So bad ... Ashley strikes again ... and now YASHA'S harness is starting to go too ... shit! Grab that hook, girl! Nope, she's falling too ... yeah, Caleb just swoops for her ... and NOW she's starting to Rage ...

Fuck ... yeah, he JUST catches her in time ... and now they're under fire ... a giant eagle has 26 hit points? Bloody hell ... O.O ... that was almost SO BAD ...

Taliesin rolls a ONE ... oh sweet fuck ... and now CADUCEUS is plummetting too ... crap ... so Jester casts Polymorph on him ... she turns him into a giant dire-beetle ... with a Dacuceus face? Wow ... that's just PURE nightmate fuel ... but he is now flying again ...

Okay, so ... they made it, then? Finally ... and it was a TOTAL MESS the whole way ...

Great ... so now they have to make MORE checks to climb up the side of the structure ...

Oh okay ... Battlemap time? Here we go, then ... fuck, this shit looks REALLY HAIRY ...

"HELLO BEEEEEEES!!!"

ROLL INITIATIVE!!!

Beau clambers up onto the wall and runs along the top to try and get past them, while being as tauntingly annoying as possible ... hmmm ... then she goes on the ATTACK!!! POP POP!!! Oh, I have missed this ... Stunning Strike! Yay! But they resist ... crap ... Patience Defence!

Caleb tries to swoop as close as he can to the big blasted opening in the hope to just TOSS Yasha into it ... nice ...

Caduceus buzzes to the nearest platform and hides, ready for the next move ...

Yasha picks herself up and starts climbing the wall ... then she throws her recently acquired spear at one of Beau's foes ... oh yeah, 29 DEFINITELY hits ...

One of the Shrikes shoots his glass cannon at her ... yeah, that's a miss. Phew ... quite a wake-up call, though ... another one takes a shot ... ALSO misses ... thirs one HITS though ... oof ... it definitely hurts, but she's able to shrug it off ... then the closest to Beau takes a shot, that misses ... but the next hits her! Crap! She burns a Ki point and just manages to grab the shot and throw it back! Nice ... CRACK!!! And he fails his save ... 2 D8 Psychic damage? Nice ...

Jest holds her action while waiting to get closer ... holding Darkness? Okay ...

Crap ... Yasha's taking hits ... but she's a Barbarian so she just BOSSES her way through it ... nice ... Telekinetic Combo? Boooo! Thankfully she's able to shrug THAT off too ... meanwhile Beau's taking some pretty nasty hits too ... oof ... crap, it knocks her RIGHT BACK to the wall ...

Armoured feskuls? Crap! Sam: "Can't this game just be roleplay and no combat?"

Fjord touches down with Jester on the nearest ledge, and she casts Darkness to give Yasha and Beau some cover ... nice! Meanwhile he casts Hex on the juggernaut fighting Beau. Then he throws some Eldritch Blasts at him! Ballsy ... Even with the Darkness he manages to hit with ALL THREE!!! Also nice ... oh yeah, that's A WHOLE FUCKLOAD of damage in one round there ...

The Blade Baron uses his Blade Storm to start swiping at Yasha ... crap! EIGHT D10 Slashing damage? Fuck ... that's nasty ... thank fuck she's Raging ...

Gaz arrives! Phew ... he flubs his entrance, but he's there now, at least ...

Veth rushes to join her friends ... and fires her Aeorean Security Cannon into the Darkness, hoping she doesn't hit Beau (or at least that's what she SAYS) ... 39 points of damage? Wow ...

Beau bolts out of the Darkness and makes for the gap ... oh, that is pretty sweet! Yeah, do that ... if you can take this Hulk out in one deft move ... OH SHIT she actually PULL IT OFF!!! That's so beautiful ... yeah, he's just PLUMMETTING to his death now ... that's a proper sweet fucking move, Beau!

Caleb curves around the edge and swoops down to Caduceus, and that's about it ... hmmmm ...

Caduceus casts Guidance on him, and also that's about it ...

Flashbacks of Aeor? Yeesh ...

Yasha has to try and slip past to make it to the edge ... so she just decides to take a swing at him instead. Reckless Rage! Yes ... that's a hit! Yeah! And another! Ooooh, Dvine Fury? Nice ... that.s 43 on one hit ... second's another 19 ... now she tries to shimmy by ... and she MANAGE IT!!! Yes ... she's free to fully disengage so she jumps down and makes her way down towards Caleb and Caduceus ...

The Shrike tries to shoot at Veth ... second shot hits the mark ... ouch ... thanks to Uncanny Dodge she shrugs off the worst ot it ... and she doesn't suffer any ll effects either ... phew ...

The two Polymorphed folk are now taking fire ... POP!!! Yup, now Caleb has been BATTERED back to human form ... and the rest of the damage hurts too ... but both shots as Ceduceus just miss him entirely ...

Jester casts a Guiding Bolt at 2nd Level and chucks it at the feskul ... and MISSES!!! Shit ... that's so frustrating ...

Juggernaut faceplant! Nice ...

Shit! Spotted! Now they're under fire again ... Caleb and Yasha takes some more hits ... and here come the feskuls! Aaaaaaaaahh! Oh, that is NASTY!!! Fjord and Jester take some hits too ... the other goes for Veth ... and she gets BIT!!! Nasty ... 32 points of Piercing damage? FUCK!!!

Hexblade's Curse! Fjord hurls them at the juggernaut ... pow! And it just FALL OFF THE EDGE!!! Nice ... he shifts the Hex to the feskul, then fires some Eldritch Blasts at it ... second hits! BOOM!!! Prmanently reduced AC? That's pretty sweet. Finally they land on the ledge next to Beau.

The Blade Baron sets in on Gaz ... oh man ... PLEASE make it through, big guy! Thankfully Matt rolls absolute BALLS so he gets through JUST FINE ... so the Baron just FLEES?!!! XD Oh my gods ...

Gaz goes right after him and just starts POUNDING on him ... oh yeah, he just KEEPS ON HITTING HIM!!! Nice ... That's 66 points of damage he unloads on him ... and that's IT for the Baron! Beautiful ...

Veth just BOOKS IT and makes a flat out DASH right past the remaining foes ... who manage to MISS her ... phew ... then she jumps down and makes a PERFECT landing right onto the juggernaut ... instantly blinding him ... very nice ...

Beau attacks while he's blinded ... POP POP!!! Juggernaut's hurt, but still in it ...

Caleb chucks a Fireball into his nuts ... and ENGULFS HIM!!! Nice ... Claeb grabs hold of Veth and pulls her away as the burning enemy plunges over the edge ... nice ...

Okay, time to head into the tunnels, then ... Beau dumps a bunch of ball-bearings behind them as they go.

Fjord and Jester are the only 0ones left out there, along with Gaz ... hmmm ... meanwhile they're still taking fire ... oof ... yeah, they're getting hurt, but hanging in there ...

Jester jumps down and SLIPS ON THE BEARINGS!!! Fuck ... yeah, she bruises her butt when she goes down ... oof ...

The feskul tries to attack Gaz ... it starts snapping at him, but doesn't influct much damage on him in the end. The other swoops on Fjord, but he's able to fend it off ...

Fjord throws some Eldritch Blasts at it, and two hit ... yeah, one's a CRIT!!! Nice ... yeah, that's some serious damage, and he blasts it right out of the sky. He follows the others and now they're all together ...

Just Gaz left, then ... he manages to disengage and jumps across too, JUST manages to avoid the bearings and now he's with the rest of them. He turns to cover their entry, leaving them to head on inside.

Jester gives him the rest of her honey before she goes. Snd he calls her "Honey Miss!" Awwwwwwwwww ... :3

Yeah, that's a good place to call it a night. Is it Thursday yet?

[echoarts03]

I like your Garten of banban lads, do you have any more headcanons for them? (Stinger Flynn is my fav as well)

Yes, I do have more headcanons, thank you so much for asking!

Buckle up everyone, this post is going to be LONG. XD

Heads up, some of these lean more into my AU. I'll put a ◐ next to the AU-specific ones.

Don't steal my art, or I promise I WILL find out and I WILL break your knees.

(PART 2)

Queen Bouncilia:

• This girl is a straight-up badass. She will put anyone in their place, including Stinger Flynn.

• I personally believe the kids in her pouch(?) are just her joeys that can't be trusted by themselves.

◐ She's kind of the mom of the gang, and the others would rather go to her instead of Flynn.

◐ She babies Josh to a ridiculous degree.

Slow Seline:

• Her head is in the clouds a LOT and she lacks a strong attention span.

• She doesn't talk much, but when she does the others are usually quite surprised by it.

Jumbo Josh:

• He is definitely the most neurodivergent of the gang.

◐ His best friend is Selene.

• He's TERRIFIED of Stinger Flynn.

• He loves cooking.

Banbaleena:

• Her patience is like that of a strand of hair.

• She's kind of an airhead. I mean, if you think a basketball is a student then there's SOMETHING wrong, don't you think?

Banban:

• He HATES Flynn, and Flynn hates him. They both think they're the team leader, so that causes tension between them a LOT.

◐ He and Banbaleena are siblings, NOT romantic partners like some people seem to believe.

Opila Bird:

• She has severe anxiety and is CONSTANTLY checking over her shoulder.

• She's selectively mute but does make noises when reacting to things.

Captain Fiddles:

◐ He stays with Sheriff Toadster a lot of the time; they're buddies.

• He's pretty chill and just kind of goes with the flow. Nobody really has any complaints about him.

◐ He's the youngest of the gang and likes to drag the others into playing his games.

Stinger Flynn:

• Definitely the dad of the crew, but he's one of those dads who just ignores his kids until it's convenient for him.

• He has no patience for anyone, but exceptions can be made OCCASIONALLY for Josh and Opila.

◐ He and Bouncilia bicker like an old married couple, but don't say that to either of their faces or they'll lose their shit.

• Like I said in my last post, Flynn can change the size of his body at will.

◐ His normal/default size would be about 15-ish feet tall. He usually tries to stick to 6 or 7 feet, though.

Sheriff Toadster:

• I don't really have a lot of headcanons for him, but I do think he's extremely protective of the others.

• He radiates a weird but also nice Uncle energy.

(Headcanons may change as the chapters continue to release, so check in once in a while just in case!)

[backwaterscum]

🚢 (beth and shawn pls!)

shipping sheet.

BETH.

do i ship our characters together?: yes | no | not yet but maybe soon

would i like to ship with you?: yes | maybe, i'm willing to try | no

type of relationship i could see: childhood or high school sweethearts | exes | engaged | married | long-term relationship | crushes | unrequited love | fling | long distance | online relationship | just dating | new relationship | toxic lovers | friends with benefits

tropes i'd enjoy writing for them: friends to lovers | enemies to lovers | exes to lovers | fake relationship / dating | forbidden love | grumpy and sunshine | star-crossed lovers | surprise pregnancy | second chance | soulmates | amnesia / mistaken identity | forced proximity | secret relationship | slow burn relationship

would i rather plot first or jump right in and see where it goes?: develop their relationship first | jump right in | something in between ( i'm super into darylbeth and want his hands on her, but daryl is Terrible at admitting his feelings and will definitely take a lot of time to work up to it. THAT SAID, i'm more than happy to thread things set in the future where they're ~dating whilst also threading stuff where they're still in the platonic friendship stage. i'm not picky about doing stuff in chronological order! )

what now?: let's plot something | send me shippy memes | i'll send you shippy memes | write me a random starter | i'll write you a random starter

anything else i want you to know about me / my character / my shipping habits: fortunately you already know that i like to write daryl as a soft dom top w/ possessive-obsessive tendencies, so i don't think i need to warn for this if we do end up writing smut with these two, haha! i don't think he's the type to hold beth back in life, necessarily, but whenever she comes back home to him (or vice-versa) he'll have to claim her again, as one does... (although that said, i don't NEED smut, so please don't feel pressured to write it!)

i'm really open to ideas, both in main TWD-verse and in AUs. :] i italicised stuff like long distance and online relationships in case we wanna try doing that in a non-apoc AU or something-- fake dating and such, too, just because i feel like if beth put out an ad on the internet for a fake date or something to join her somewhere daryl would do it for a couple dollars... or maybe because merle tells him to do it. XD the only forbidden love thing i couldn't do would be daryl being a teacher in school w/ student beth just 'cause i don't think he'd be willing to do it, but stuff like princess/lowborn or supernatural monsters being involved in any way (i have a wolf shifter daryl AU! and am thinking about AUs with him as a vampire or a divine being) would be neat too. i'm not bothered by the age gap at all though, in general. heh.

he's a loyal dog and will love her endlessly, forever. 😔 in most worlds i don't think daryl could be a toxic boyfriend, especially because beth means so much to him and is so special in his heart he'd never wanna hurt her, but um. i left that italicised just in case we manage to finagle an AU somehow because i do like writing toxic boyfriends. bahaha!

SHAWN.

do i ship our characters together?: yes | no | not yet but maybe soon

would i like to ship with you?: yes | maybe, i'm willing to try | no

type of relationship i could see: childhood or high school sweethearts | exes | engaged | married | long-term relationship | crushes | unrequited love | fling | long distance | online relationship | just dating | new relationship | toxic lovers | friends with benefits

tropes i'd enjoy writing for them: friends to lovers | enemies to lovers | exes to lovers | fake relationship / dating | forbidden love | grumpy and sunshine | star-crossed lovers | surprise pregnancy | second chance | soulmates | amnesia / mistaken identity | forced proximity | secret relationship | slow burn relationship

would i rather plot first or jump right in and see where it goes?: develop their relationship first | jump right in | something in between ( same as outlined above-- daryl's so slow to figure out his romantic feelings, and then even slower to admit to them, so it'll be a while! if ever you wanna write stuff out of chronological order with these two, i'd be down. )

what now?: let's plot something | send me shippy memes | i'll send you shippy memes | write me a random starter | i'll write you a random starter

anything else i want you to know about me / my character / my shipping habits: so shawn is INTERESTING... with beth daryl's more likely to be soft, but shawn doesn't go through 4.12 still with daryl. which means he's more willing to go into physical-only-no-feelings-allowed arrangements if shawn needed that release somehow, and wouldn't need to be dating him to feel "ok" with it. shawn trusting him would be enough for daryl to jerk him off in the darkness of his tent or something equally dirty. LMAO. and the benefit of this happening maybe in the season 2 era would be that he gets the more immature version of daryl, who could be extra possessive...

daryl's incapable of things Staying physical-only, though, and will certainly fall in love if they were fucking with no strings attached just because that shit is intimate as hell. sorry he is like this. he's a hopeless romantic in his own way, and would definitely be the type to yearn for shawn one-sidedly. 🥹

i also don't know how old shawn is meant to be ngl, so i italicised childhood/high school sweetheart stuff 'cause if you wanna do AUs like that i'd certainly be open to it! (or make it so that daryl knew shawn from school even in their mainverse... or maybe they were friends before daryl's mother burned their house down and daryl had to move away and back then they only knew each other by first name? WHO KNOWS.)

anyway, u have blanket permission to have any AU daryl you want for shawn as well. he's cute...

[vinetae]

BTS as boyfriends - PJM

A/n: Obviously I'm doing my bias first. Don't shame me ya'll, I've been having all these kinds of scenarios in my head for years now, and I need to share them cause they're just too cute.

Warning: I am going to be 100% honest in this. There are some toxic traits and qualities I think Jimin has, so for all of you saying 'NO MY BABY IS PERFECT-'

No, no he is not. He's human, and so are you. No human will ever be perfect, so stop setting the standard to impossible.

Just as friends(?):

I feel like Jimin would be very chill when it comes to dating. He said in his last live that he forgot about Valentine's Day until someone had mentioned it.

However, I see him becoming a bit more clingy to the person he likes. (It's been said before but I'll say it again, Jimin is a touchy person.)

I think he's the type to bring you along to any of the places he has to go for work. (As long as you're not seen in the public.)

He'd be very quiet and content with you when people are around

but when it's just the two of you, you're inseparable.

I'm talking truth or dare nights, looser who can't do either has to drink, face masks, skin care routines, and topping it off with some Disney or cartoon movie.

Now, if that's all just for being friends (who he likes) could you imagine the relationship???

Actually, once in a relationship with Jimin, I feel like he'd calm down a lot more. Not as nervous. If you were the right one, he'd be very calm and collected, even when it might just be only you two.

Now although Jimin's still a kid at heart, he also is a grown man. So I think he'd accidentally let a dirty joke slip once in a while. Especially when you first start dating, he'd use it as a gager to test your limits.

If you laugh, you're the one.

Late Nights:

Honestly? He'd get back so late he'd already be able to see the sun rising. I think Jimin would have a tendency to put his work before you. And if you can handle that? Ya'll go get married right now, because this man is practically addicted to working. He's a perfectionist, we all know it.

And I get it, he has tons of fans to please but damn this boy needs a break.

So for all the people out there saying that he'll be all cuddly and "yes, my queen?? would you like a foot bath??", sorry to dissapoint. You'd be likely the one holding Jimin together. From his own self-hatred and dislikes he's constantly pointing out about himself, you're surprised he isn't a pile of mush by now.

So, late nights would consist of you staying up and waiting for him to return back. From 1am, to 5 - you never know when he'll be back. And you don't mind. Because you're here to support him no matter what.

He's said it so himself how he wishes someone would just wash his body for him. So, yes. You'd most defiantly be guilted into giving him a bath from time to time. (He returns the favors, kids. Calm down.)

Jimin's battery level will almost always be drained. Especially if he has an album release coming, or is working on a choreography with one of the other members. Though, he will still try and be the best boyfriend he can. Buying you little things along the way to silently say "Hey, I still love you and I'm so thankful that you're in my life. I see you."

But then again, like I said; It'll be YOU holding him in the middle of the night due to his insecurities. His head tucked underneath your chin, as he silently weeps into your chest.

That's a harsh reality check, isn't it?

Living Together:

Now, when Jimin was in a good mood (thanks to your late night pep talks and early morning encouragements) He'd be like superman. Running around the apartment, trying to do anything and everything to repay you back. -even though it's his apartment- XD

Need the laundry done? He's on it. Want breakfast in bed? He's on- Uhm.. on second thought, he'll just order from your favorite cafe down the street.

He'd be really lovey and cuddly throughout the day before pecking you on the cheek, leaving for work.

He's actually quite easy to live with. However, the mess of the apartment had been mostly HIM, even though he's barely been at home. The breakfast he burned this morning still sat on the counter, making you sigh. The laundry hadn't even had the degergent poured in.

"It's the thought that counts."

Special Nights 👀:

Anybody who believes Jimin is a sub, get off my blog right now. I am a PROUD supporter of Dom!Jimin and not afraid to show it.

This man- this man is dangerous.

It started off slow. He'd come home after a long day at the studio, which he'd been with Namjoon to record his parts. You greeted him with a short 'hey' as you set the table for the two of you. He smiled, sitting himself down to eat dinner. The round table in his apartment had been pretty small, which earned him easy access to your foot.

"Jimin quit that"

"Hmm? Quit what?" He plays footsies under the table, I just know it.

You chuckle, kicking back at his foot. "That."

He smirks. "Oh, sorry, honey."

A few minutes go by before he's adding to the died down conversation. Rubbing the side of his finger against his lips (Ya'll know which live I'm talking about)

He smiles innocently (his intentions are anything but), wiggling over to your side to hug you closer.

"Mmm?" You reply, feeling the way his hand starts to climb its way up your thigh.

He takes your chin in hand, tilting it, forcing your eyes to gaze into his. "You're cute." He chuckles.

"Mmm, I know."

"You little brat."

"Oh?"

Before you know it his lips are crashing into yours.

Bodies exploring each other's as if you hadn't been doing this for the last two years.

He lifts you from the dinning chair, as your legs wrap around his torso.

This man ya'll- He loves edging, lemme tell you that right here and now.

Many of these other blog collectively agree on one thing.

Park Jimin is a menace in bed.

Praise, encouragement, and sweet words.

It's really a toss up between Fifty Shades Of Grey, or The Notebook. (Ones in which Jimin has both seen.)

So good fucking luck with that, my dudes.

He'd have you writhing under his gently touch, as his lips roll the most dirtiest things.

"You like it?"

"Come on baby, ugh- fuck you're so beautiful"

"God, you're so wet. My little dirty girl~"

His kisses are sloppy but passionate. Positions would usually include; Missionary, cowgirl and blowjobs.

I think he'd LIKE the idea of eating you out, but he'd be a little hesitant at first. I really don't think he has THAT much experience with girls, tbh. Maybe a few fucks here and there, but nothing too serious. His work had always gotten in the way.

Oh but sitting on his face - hop the fuck on. He'd be down for that any day, any week, any month, any year. ANY FUCKING TIME.

He just wanted you to suffocate him with your pussy, is that too much to ask?

That was his little dirty secret. His fantasy wish, as you may.

Though, he hadn't asked you to do that until you both practically had been halfway to marriage.

Honestly I think Jimin would be the most likely to wait until marriage, though. Is that too far of a stretch?

So, yeah. All in all, don't fuck with the man unless you're prepared to get RUINED.

Honestly I think aftercare would be pretty simple. No special bubble baths, no massages, no slippery oils. He'd prefer not to make a mess (because you'd get onto him and make him clean it up).

Aftercare would consist of a small little wipe down of the spots you'd gotten dirty,

maybe a quick change of sheets (they needed to be changed anyways), and a good, nice cuddling session to doze off to. Him being the big spoon

but during the middle of the night it'd turn into you spooning him. He's a dom, but still a baby when it comes to sleep, alright?

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Lemme know if you guys want me to make some for the other members too. Peace ✌

[mcltiples]

send 🚢 or ( 'SHIP' ) if you ever considered shipping our characters romantically || accepting

@countlessrealities sent; 🚢 [[ Marinette & Summer ]]

DO I SHIP OUR CHARACTERS TOGETHER?: yes | no | not yet but maybe soon

WOULD I LIKE TO SHIP WITH YOU?: yes | maybe, i'm willing to try | no

TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP I COULD SEE: childhood or high school sweethearts | exes | engaged | married | long-term relationship | crushes | unrequited love | fling | long distance | online relationship | just dating | new relationship | toxic lovers | friends with benefits

TROPES I'D ENJOY WRITING FOR THEM: friends to lovers | enemies to lovers | exes to lovers | fake relationship / dating | forbidden love | grumpy and sunshine | star-crossed lovers | surprise pregnancy | second chance | soulmates | amnesia / mistaken identity | forced proximity | secret relationship | slow burn relationship

WOULD I RATHER PLOT FIRST OR JUMP RIGHT IN AND SEE WHERE IT GOES?: develop their relationship first | jump right in | something in between { we could see how things go during interactions ! }

WHAT NOW?: let's plot something | send me shippy memes | i'll send you shippy memes | write me a random starter | i'll write you a random starter

ANYTHING ELSE I WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT ME / MY CHARACTER / MY SHIPPING HABITS: I gotta be honest, i hadn't thought about it xD but now that you mentioned it, I can definitely see it. They're very different but that could work. I think Summer could be a big influence on Marinette and shape her into being a bit tougher. I think it would be beneficial for her to become friends with her and well, we can see if it leads to anything more 👀

[saemi-the-writer]

XXII for all 3 of them!

Thank you for the ask!! 😊🤗💗

Just a little heads-up: all of this happens in my (wish-fulfilling/WIP) AU where all of the LIs got their own arc and healing/redemption at some point and at their own pace.

XXII.) Will your MC and their LI ever get married? Who is at the wedding party?

Niamh/Asra

They will, when is another question! I can easily imagine these two dorks going around the world and living the life of a married couple for years (or a while xD ) before someone in their family asks:

"Are you two planning to get married or not?"

And the two just stay blank for a moment as they realize "...oh shit, it's true, we're not legally married!"

Out of my three OCs, it's probably the "biggest" wedding as in they have the larger group of guests: all of the other LIs are invited, both Niamh's and Asra's close family of course, and some more.

Asra's parents are there, of course. Nadia and her family too, all of them were invited since it seemed rude to only invite the sisters he and Niamh were the closest to, but in the end, they're the ones who came along (Namira, Nahara, Navra and Natiqa). Nadia's parents, Nafizah and Nazali couldn't make it but they insisted on sending presents and their congratulations. Portia is Niamh's maid of honour (and proud of it!), naturally Julian and Mazelinka were in too. Muriel and Réamann - who are probably married or planning to - came together with Khamgalai (yes she's alive, I won't change my mind).

The two ants of Niamh come too, bringing more family from Izumi's side mostly, but also some of Lucina's friends who saw Niamh growing up.

Niamh also wished Erwin and Lucio to be there for their wedding but hesitated a bit, not wanting to create unnecessary tension for some guests. However, at this point, Muriel and Lucio can be in the same room without dampering the atmosphere and there would be enough people to interact so the two don't have to sit next to each other, even less discuss. Everything turned out fine, fortunately!

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Réamann/Muriel

I can see these two getting married! For a while, they might question if it was essential; but after long discussions and thinking, the two decide to tie the knot.

Muriel also saw this as an opportunity to come back to his roots by having a traditional Kokhuri ceremony, to Khamgalai's joy. But he knew that some Vesuvian traditions are important for Réa too, so they decided to make the wedding in two equal parts.

To no one surprise, they had a small committee wedding:

The family: their "parents": Khamgalai for Muriel, Lucina and Izumi for Réamann. Niamh, Réa's twin sister, and Linh (one of Izumi's "cousins", close to both Réa and Muriel).

Close friends: Asra, Julian, Nadia and Portia. Natiqa received a personal invitation too and is very flattered.

Depending on when they decide to marry, Erwin might get an invitation, but the latter doesn't want Lucio to feel like he's the only one excluded (Lucio gets along well with Réamann after all) so he stays for the main ceremonies but not the after-party. If Muriel and Réamann's wedding happens after Niamh and Asra's, Lucio is allowed to come, but he only stays long enough to congratulate them and gives them a gift.

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Erwin/Lucio

Probably the first couple to get married. They planned it soon after the game's events and the moment Lucio gets pardoned, they pick the day for the wedding.

Lucio regretted that the late Count Spada is dead, for he would have loved to have him at the wedding, as his "adoptive" father. He doesn't have any family he wanted to invite, yet he could swear he spotted Morga at some point, looking from afar.

From Erwin's side, Lucina and Izumi, the twins (Niamh and Réa) but also some of Erwin's aunts and cousins (his adoptive family) were there to celebrate. Erwin got teased mercilessly by his aunts, to Lucio's (and other people's) great amusement.

As for their friends: Julian, Portia, Mazelinka, Valerius, Volta and Nazali. Some of their friends from the mercenary's days also made it to their wedding, also celebrating "their return among them".

Nadia came as Portia's plus one, not that she wasn't wanted, but the two were not sure if it was sensible to invite Lucio's ex-wife... the two ended up having a lot of fun teasing each other despite everything.

Asra came too but didn't stay as long as Niamh did (which they had agreed on). Muriel helped with Réamann's gift and wrote a polite note, but he stayed home.

[marinerainbow]

Howdy folks! Are you ready for some headcannons for the ultimate husband,

~Roger Rabbit~

(It kind of looks like he's about to read out the headcannons to us. Idk I just find it funny XD)

I think Roger may be the asexual one in the relationship. The only time we see him look at Jessica not so innocently is in the short 'Trail Mix-Up', and that was in the cartoon itself, so that looked like he was just acting out his role. And in 'Tummy Trouble', when Jessica asked about pattycake, his response was "Pattycake? Jeepers." However, in the sequel comic 'Resurrection of Doom', we see Roger initiate the Pattycake, and for all we know his response to Jessica was his version of a 😏😏😏 response rather than a ace response, so I'm not entirely sure. But regardless, we can definitely see that pattycake isn't on his mind all time.

While I headcannon that Jessica is Jewish, I headcannon Roger is Christian. He respects her beliefs and will even celebrate her holidays with her, and vice versa. (I know, why would he and Jessica get married if they have different beliefs? Honestly, people forget that just because you have different religion or politics or whatever doesn't mean you can't get along. Jessica and Roger are practically the definition of opposites attract, and it's their differences that bring them closer together, so I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they had different religions, but they don't let it define their relationship with each other.)

Roger... Dear God, Roger will not stop talking and sharing his personal life if you give him the chance. Seriously, one time he went to the dentist once, and now that dentist knows just how much he loves his wife, his friends, his family, his career, and is invited to dinner on Saturday now. Roger means well, but you will have to be firm if you don't want that dentist's fate.

That's actually how he and Baby Herman became friends despite how aggressive Herman seems to be. They started working together, Roger enjoys company so in breaks he would talk to Herman about anything and everything, and Herman eventually just let it go, and even started to like Roger's optimistic presence. Even if he doesn't act like it. (So basically they're Shrek and Donkey.) And yes, the same with Benny. If Roger decides you are friend, you are friend and there is no escape.

In the universe where toons work like humans (have families, age, be born and not created, etc), Roger comes from a long line of comedians. Clowns, actors, stand up comedy, you name it and he probably has some long distance family member who pursued that profession. So, him wanting to make people laugh, is literally in his blood. His family didn't exactly 100% approve of him marrying a risqué toon like Jessica (not for her religion, but how un-funny she was), but he didn't care and supported Jessica no matter what. And that was all she needed to be convinced that this was the man she was going to marry.

Roger absolutely helps Jessica with her make up in the morning if she's in a rush. Look me in the eye- Look me in the eye and tell me he hasn't learned how to apply a killer eyeliner for his wife while she's flipping pancakes and chugging her morning coffee to get out the door as fast as she can.

Cooking isn't exactly his forte, but he's trying! Jessica is teaching him, and he'll take on the bulk of cleaning since she does the bulk of cooking. He's able to make a decent egg salad now!

Although Maroon often puts Jessica in a minor and steamy role in the cartoons, Roger does everything he can to help Jessica get bigger roles, especially ones she'll be comfortable in that don't treat her like a sex object. It's a slow process, and Jessica doesn't want him to risk losing his job just for her, but he's persistent for her. He may seem more naive then Jessica, and in some cases he is, but he does notice when his wife is uncomfortable and will step in without hesitation (I would pay money to see how he would have responded if he saw Greasy falling for the booby trap)

Roger seems to be pretty afraid of the Toon Patrol in the movie, and implied that he ran away from them before ("It's not so bad! Once you get used to it."). So I think he has a past with them. I'm not entirely sure what though; dd he screw them over once? Does he owe them a debt? Or is it purely because he knows that they are the ones who will drag him to his death? It could easily just be the last one, but I love drama and him having dealt with the weasels before sounds perfect for the film noir vibe the entire film has.

And that's that! Any questions you guys have, I'll be more than happy to answer! ^^

[pipwife]

For the 1 + 5 game:

“So…did you also have to deal with carnivorous plants that had skeletal structures or was that just a me thing?”

for Beluz(or anything else if you want)

this turned out a bit longer than i meant it to xD

weird modern philip au where they're on a blind date after learning theyve both been to the b.i.??? wjdnsjdkd it got weird xD

enjoy!

"So… Did you also have to deal with carnivorous plants that had skeletal structures or was that just a me thing?"

Philip glances above his menu to his date with a small, surprised smirk. Despite the restaurant's full seating, it's relatively quiet, and so he speaks at an easy volume, "You want to talk about carnivorous plants so soon?"

Luz—that was her name, Luz, quick on the tongue like a whistle—smiles at him slightly awkwardly. "Better to get it over with?" she laughs. "I haven't met any other humans who have been to the Boiling Isles. I guess I'm a little excited."

"I understand." And he does; learning that there have been humans other than his brother and himself shook him through like an earthquake, leaving him shocked and ecstatic.

That the other human was a handsome young girl who wanted to meet up with him for what was essentially a blind date… A warm blush tickles his cheekbones, which he hopes she doesn't notice. It's been a long time since anyone expressed interest in him and longer still since he felt the same way.

Caleb and Evelyn were married, what, 40 years ago? And he had left that little polycule as soon as their first child was born. Philip had no interest in child rearing at the time.

Ah, but Luz awaits an answer, and so he shakes the memories away.

"To answer your question," he finally continues, setting the menu down and resting his elbows on the table. "Yes. I had never in my life heard of plants with bones—up until they were trying to eat me."

Philip doesn't find the memory very funny, but he takes in Luz' laughter with a smile anyway. He's always liked good-humored people. Caleb always has a bright smile even in the darkest of times—sometimes because of that darkness. His big brother is a strange man.

"Gosh," Luz sighs. "Sometimes I almost miss it. Maybe not the being digested part," she assures him. "But the rest of it? The red foliage, the warm air at the seaside… The people."

Philip has never related less—but his favorite person in the world certainly would. As much as Philip prefers his trees green and his seaside air cool, Caleb had felt differently… "My brother still lives there," he admits. "With his wife and children." (And grandchildren. As if Philip's creaky bones didn't make him feel old enough.) "I could help you go back and forth between realms—"

"Yes!" Luz pops up in her seat, attracting all sorts of stares, before realizing with a small, "Oh!" and making herself small again. "Yes," she says again, quieter this time. "I just… I want to see my teacher. And my little brother, King. I miss them."

"I have felt much the same," he tells her. "When my brother went missing… I did everything I could to find him." He looks down and laughs. "People thought I was out of my head. Our foster parents especially believed my talk of witchcraft was...concerning. But I knew. I knew I was right."

"And you found him." She sounds shocked—or even touched, perhaps. A hand is placed over her heart, her blue-painted nails bright against her dark button-up. "Despite it all, you found him." Luz sighs dreamily, before poking at the table. "That's how I feel about King and Eda. I'd do anything to see them again."

At that, Philip smiles wickedly. "Anything?"

Thankfully, Luz takes his flirting for what it is. Her cheeks darken as she blushes. "We'll see," she teases. A small smile twists her full lips. "We haven't even ordered yet."

Philip hums. "Of course." Still, he stares at her again, this time with renewed attraction. Her round face and long limbs make for a very pretty sight, especially paired with such masculine dress. "Whatever makes you comfortable. And," he assures her. "Regardless of how tonight ends, I'll still put you in touch with my brother."

Luz' shoulders relax and she smiles. "Thank you, Philip."

The sounds of his name on her tongue might be enough to obsess him. Still, he replies gently, "You're quite welcome."

[sunnyshouldntbehere]

The Proof of Our Love - Living Love AU - (Part 1 - InoAoi)

Hi world! I have almost finished my Word document of all of my KNY Next Gen OCs (that's a lot of capslock, eek), so I thought that I would come and share some small thoughts I have for how I think the ships' families would be! (...I guess? XD Iunno, I'm having fun). For easy context on this AU, look at the fourth tag; it's pretty self-explanatory. Moving on~~~~~

Starting with... InoAoi!!

Like some people I believe that Inosuke and Aoi began very slow and gradual, and then all of a sudden love hit them like a bus, ROFL. After years of having to interact with one another, Aoi always being the one to patch him up (it eventually became a deliberate thing where they'd seek each other out), and Inosuke slowly growing fond of her attitude, cooking and good-looking (SORRY XD), Inosuke probably just goes for it one day because it makes sense and feels right, and they have a nice moment that leads to Them :D

Inosuke doesn't ask for anyone's permission before asking Aoi to marry him - and he tells her just as much - but Aoi cares more for Inosuke than for 'impropriety' and so bursts into tears when she tells him fervently 'yes'. Aoi does get him to come with her when she goes to tell Shinobu they're getting married though, because as improper as it was, her sister deserved to at least question the both of them in some small semblance of 'typical courtship rule-abiding', etc., etc. Shinobu (and Giyu) are rightfully shocked and surprised, but the small amount of anger Shinobu feels from being blindsided by such crude misconduct quickly vanishes, because as much of a bonehead as Inosuke was, Aoi had said 'yes', and it was clear that even that boy (a man now) cared deeply for her younger sister in his own many ridiculous ways (if it were anyone else, she wouldn't let it slide, but this was Inosuke, so what more could she expect?) Shinobu and Giyu gave their blessing, despite Inosuke's insistence that they didn't need it and that he would have married Aoi regardless (Aoi covered his mouth with her hands when he wouldn't stop talking), and the happy couple were married when Inosuke was 20 and Aoi was 21

They have one child: a daughter named Kei (I don't know if I'll be giving all of the names of the children from all of the ships here; we would be here all day, but if I feel like it I might)

She is exactly like her father in looks and personality save for her deep blue eyes she got from her mother (much to the delight of her parents). Inosuke teaches her Beast Breathing (all Hashira/slayers teach their firstborn children just in case something terrible were to ever happen again; it's a widespread precaution and common sense for them)

Inosuke becomes a hunter and Aoi becomes a doctor. Inosuke is frequently away for several days before returning home with his signature grin and carcasses in hand. Aoi always scolds him for getting blood on his clothes and through the house, but they both know there's no heat behind it and that she missed him just as much as ever (Inosuke consistently picks his girls up as soon as the animals are put down and gets blood on all of them anyway as he spins them around and kisses them. None of them mind <3). Kei is always excited to see her dad come home and loves to help him skin his kills (Aoi scolds her for tracking blood inside when she gets blood on her feet, and Inosuke laughs as she grumbles about having to clean her bloody footprints off of the wooden interior)

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That's all for Part 1! If you got this far, then thank you for reading ~ :D Check out Part 2 if you wanna I guess, blehblehblehhh :P Have a great day! ~ Sunny <3

[king-and-his-consorts]

🚢 (I know we got lusan on the brain but how about zolu?)

send 🚢 or ( 'SHIP' ) if you ever considered shipping our characters romantically and want me to fill out the following form for our muses. | Still Accepting

do i ship our characters together?: yes | no | not yet but maybe soon

would i like to ship with you?: yes | maybe, i'm willing to try | no

type of relationship i could see: childhood or high school sweethearts | exes | engaged | married | long-term relationship | crushes | unrequited love | fling | long distance (mondern au) | online relationship | just dating | new relationship | toxic lovers | friends with benefits

tropes i'd enjoy writing for them: friends to lovers (more like idiots to idiot lovers) | enemies to lovers | exes to lovers | fake relationship / dating | forbidden love | grumpy and sunshine | star-crossed lovers | surprise pregnancy | second chance | soulmates | amnesia / mistaken identity | forced proximity | secret relationship | slow burn relationship ( I only see this happening if Zoro kept his feelings hidden from Luffy because once luffy knows, it's happening XD)

would i rather plot first or jump right in and see where it goes?: develop their relationship first | jump right in | something in between (I mean, they're practically canon)

what now?: let's plot something | send me shippy memes | i'll send you shippy memes | write me a random starter | i'll write you a random starter

anything else i want you to know about me / my character / my shipping habits: I have to warn you. Luffy will skitter all over Zoro, tickling and kissing him. Zoro is Luffy's big green kitty and there are high affection perks that come with that.

[megan-loves-surveys]

#35.

If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Ayumi Hamasaki or Adam Lambert, cos I've met all my fave wrestlers already.

What’s one thing you hope never changes? My hobbies.

What is one childhood memory that you remember especially well? Breaking my leg, taking a bunch of time off school and then not being able to do PE when I went back.

Who is your celebrity crush? Jon Moxley. Always.

How do you vent your anger? Hmm, depends why I'm angry.

Do you have a collection of anything? Wrestling t-shirts, action figures and Converse. I just got a shoe rack for my Converse, they look so nicely laid out now.

What are some core principles you have that you’ll never give up or change? If someone's choice or opinion doesn't affect you, then please STFU about it if you disagree. Like, how does my choice not to have children affect you?

What trait do you admire in others but don’t possess yourself? Being super confident and being able to talk to literally anyone, I don't have that in me lol.

Are you ticklish? If so, where? Sure.

What was the last movie you saw? In cinemas - Bob's Burgers Movie (I haven't been to the cinema since 2022 lol), on TV... some 80s movie that I forget the name of, my Mum was watching it. It was about this guy who turns into voyeur and sees this woman stripping off in her window lmao, but it's more than that.

What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? Take your pick between breaking my femur after slipping over as a kid, or getting hit by a car and breaking my shoulder in 5 places, along with breaking my other arm, cracking my pelvis and a concussion.

Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? Depends what they did to me. I mean, do I still hold a grudge against the woman who ran me over? Definitely, I will never forgive her.

Basic question: what’s your favorite color/colors? Purple! Followed by green and blue.

Do you have a fast or slow metabolism? Uh... not sure.

Ever seen a pregnant woman smoking/drinking? Not that I can recall. That does remind me of my BFF when she was pregnant cos her boyfriend didn't even let her drink a sip of a coffee drink LOL.

Do you like hickeys? No, they're embarrassing lol.

How many people have you had feelings for since high school ended? Enough.

Has the last person you dated/fell in love with ever seen you cry? Yes.

Do you still talk with your latest ex? No.

Did you get any compliments today? I haven't talked to my boyfriend yet today, so no :P

Do you own anything bought in another country? Loads of stuff.

Who do you text the most? My boyfriend.

Do you miss your last ex? Not at all.

Have you ever known a guy who caused a lot of drama? Loads.

Is where you live on a boulevard, road, street, or avenue? Road.

What would you name twin girls? If I had to? Cheryl and Stella.

Do you want to have a bachelorette party? I don't want to get married, so no.

When was the last time you prayed with someone? Never.

What time of year do you start listening to Christmas music? Start of December lol.

If you’re female, would you feel uncomfortable having a male gynecologist? I've never been to one, so no clue.

Were you ever hospitalized as a child? Yes, more than once.

What do you get tired of having to explain? That yes, I'm actually in my 30's xD

Who is your least favorite character in the last show you watched? I'm watching WWE, so my least fave 'character' aka wrestler is probably... the entire of Judgment Day LOL.

If you weren’t in a relationship with your significant other (or last) and you met them for the first time tonight, would you hook up with them? Yes.

Is there a place that makes you sad to return to? Not really.

Has anyone ever surprised you by changing when you didn’t believe that they could? Hmm.

Do you and your significant other have “a song?” What is it? Not particularly, our music taste is completely different.

Do you think it’s bullying to tell someone they’re naïve? Well, if they're being naïve, then no lol.

Which name do you like better: Faith, Grace, or Hope? Grace.

Do any of your neighbors have dogs? Yup - the ones across from us have the cutest French bulldog, she's deaf and just so sweet <3 A couple of other people have one too, but they're further down the complex so we don't see them much.

When is the last time you went on a date? A couple of weeks ago, we went out for dinner.

Has a police officer ever committed a crime against you? No.

If you had kids, would take them to Disney World? Sure, if I could afford it :P

Does it bother you when girls make duck faces? Not really.

Has a little kid ever fallen asleep on your lap before? No.

Would you ever try anal? If you have, were you always keen to try it? I've done it loads before, I prefer it over blowjobs tbh hahaha.

If you were to get engaged, what’s your dream engagement ring? None.

Would you feel hurt if your last ex was in a relationship? I don't care what he does. He's an ex for a reason.

Who was the last person you played a video game with? I don't play them with other people, I'm a solo gamer xD

Would you tell your parents if you were gay? My parents don't know I'm bi... so no lol.

What’s one aspect of your life that did not turn out as you expected? How long it took me to find work.

Who do you think cares the most about you? Lots of people.

Does it bother/offend you when someone calls something (not someONE) gay? Yeah, that's lame, don't use it as an insult.

How old are your parents? My Dad turned 74 last week and my Mum is 73.

What is the oddest thing that’s happened to you? Depends what you consider odd, really.

Your favorite band: Do you prefer their old or new stuff? For Ayumi Hamasaki, I definitely prefer her older stuff, though I do like her new material cos I like everything she releases. But her older albums are some of the best J-pop ever made. For Little Mix, I pretty much like all their albums! In fact, their middle period with Get Weird is probably their worst, though I still love it.

When was the last time you met someone who shared your first name? Good question. I was friends with a fellow Megan at school and I run across them online sometimes.

Do you have health insurance? No. Don't really need it in NZ, we have free health care.

What does your doormat say? It's just brown.

What would you rather have: a nanny, a housekeeper, a cook, or a chauffeur? A cook or chauffeur, cos I suck at cooking and I don't drive lol.

STARTED SCHOOL: 5. HAD YOUR FIRST REAL KISS: 7. FELL IN LOVE FOR THE FIRST TIME: 34, when I met my current boyfriend. YOU GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL: 18. LOST YOUR VIRGINITY: 14. GOT MARRIED: I don't want to get married. STOPPED BELIEVING IN SANTA CLAUS: I actually don't know haha. STARTED USING THE INTERNET: I think... I was like 9 or 10? BOUGHT YOUR FIRST NEW CAR: I've never owned a car. PAID OFF THAT CAR: - WENT TO YOUR VERY FIRST CONCERT: I was... 12 cos it was Five in the year 2000. THINK YOU WILL DIE: Hopefully when I'm very very old. HAD YOUR FIRST PET: 5, I got a cat for my 5th birthday. EXPERIENCED THE DEATH OF A LOVED ONE 4 THE FIRST TIME: I think I was 7 when my Granddad passed. SAW YOUR FIRST HORROR MOVIE: Not sure. WERE IN YOUR VERY FIRST CAR ACCIDENT: I was hit by a car in 2017, if that counts. GOT YOR FIRST JOB: I was in my 20's lol. BROKE A BONE 4 THE FIRST TIME: 8, when I broke my femur. MOVED OUT ON YOUR OWN: I haven't. MET YOUR BEST FRIEND: 14, cos we met in 2002. HAD YOUR 1ST CRUSH ON A CELEBRITY: 10, Ritchie from Five <3 I met him earlier this year xD HAD YOUR 1ST CRUSH ON SOMEONE FROM SCHOOL: 7. He was my first kiss lol. FIRST VOTED IN AN ELECTION: 18. REALIZED HOW HARD LIFE CAN REALLY BE: When I turned 30 and had my arm in a sling and could barely do anything for myself. What a horrible 30th birthday. MET YOUR FAVE CELEBRITY: Which one? I met Mox for the first time in 2015 when I was... 28? FIRST GOT INTO TROUBLE WITH THE LAW: Never have. GOT YOUR FIRST SPEEDING TICKET: - MET YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER: 34. LOST YOUR MOM OR DAD: I haven't yet, thank god. GOT INTO YOUR FIRST FIST FIGHT: Never.

Animals

Cats Dogs Ducks Quokkas Rats Bands/Artists

Ayumi Hamasaki Little Mix Blue Five At the moment, Madison Beer Countries you want to visit

Japan USA (been there loads of times but I always wanna go back) UK France Italy Video games

Pokémon Broken Sword Civilization The Sims Starcraft Movies

Not sure, I'm not a big movie fan Anime

Pokémon is literally the only anime I've watched lol Drinks

Water Starbucks frappes Grapefruit juice Coke Zero Sugar Chicken noodle soup School subjects

Computers/IT Legal Studies English Geography Study period Hobbies

Watching wrestling Playing video games Listening to music Chatting on Discord Writing Books

Weather Warden series That's all I need xD

[lifewiththelulus]

Birch got it for her the first day she let Kindlin take charge of things

She wears it during special events like holidays or days they have a big sale

She definitely sings all the songs from drama club she learned while she bakes.

I can see them in the kitchen alone and Kindlin absent mindedly starts to sing a duet they did together in highschool and they both end up singing it together at full volume while they frost cakes

Using their spoons as microphones XD

They so would.

Omg If a customer is ever rude to Cirrus Kindlin will step in and is polite but her flames absolutely turn purple until they leave She's slow to anger but has her moments

At least Cirrus is good at acting so she can handle most annoying customers, but when she has her bad days Kin would be there.

Kindlin moving in behind Cirrus to grab her hand to help her chop fruit when she knows damn well Cirrus already knows how to chop. XD

PFFF omg yes she absolutely would "Here lemme help" Hugs her from behind and helps her start chopping slowly She knows what she's doing XD

Cirrus just rolls her eyes and leans into her

Ohh After a long day of hard work they're both a mess and totally drained Kindlin locks up the shop and turns off the lights But instead of heading straight to bed she takes Cirrus hands and just starts to slow dance with her without a word in the middle of the empty bakery, the only light coming from her flames and the passing cars outside. It's just a quiet, peaceful moment in their new life.

Kindlin is gonna do everything in her power to make sure Cirrus feels at home there. Birch and Sequoia are right behind her on that. I imagine Birch probably frequently checks in on Cirrus to see if she needs anything , considering the reason she moved in. Sequoia is a little awkward at first but he does suggest a few books when he finds out she likes theater

Once Cirrus is out of her depression, she starts trying to make her own original pastries in her free time, hoping to make something to bring in more customers to help update the place, maybe finally getting security cameras or fixing one of the oven's doors.

Birch and Kindlin both squeal with delight when they find out she's been experimenting and they're all over asking her what she did and how she came up with it XD They're both very enthusiastic about learning how to make what Cirrus comes up with.

Cirrus used to complain that air people's food is always soft and she used to get really jealous that she could never eat anything crispy or crunchy, so she's trying to figure out how to use air ingredients to make biscuits.

Ohhhh what if she made cloud cakes then froze them rapidly in liquid nitrogen? Make like an icy crunchy puff ball

Gasp! They could be like lucky charms marshmallows!

Poor Kindlin can't make them for her XD They'd disappear as soon as she touched it lol

The one treat she can't make for her gf She has hundreds of recipes but this one thing devastates her because she knows Cirrus likes it XD

Kindlin surprises her by closing the shop for the weekend so they can go see a musical that takes like 6 months advance for a reservation

And after they go to dinner Kindlin was going to propose then but dinner turns into a disaster

So they finally get home, giggling and chatting about the night they had When Kindlin stops them at the front door and gets a serious expression. She turns to Cirrus taking both of her cloudy hands and a deep breath "Cirrus, you make me happy. I wanna make you happy too, every day, right here. I want this to be our home and build our future here. I wish there were more words for me to explain just how much you mean to me." She gets on on knee and pulls out a ring "So let me show you instead. Cirrus, will you marry me?"

Cirrus goes full rain cloud, crying happy tears. She tries to calm down so she can hug Kindlin without getting her all wet.

Kindlin hugs her anyways, not minding the slight sting of water as she picks her up and spins her around before kissing her deeply

[murfpersonalblog]

So...basically what we need is a do-over from scratch? XD

I think AMC & Esta in particular royally blew Mayfair Witches.

Environment: This is the ONE point I disagree with--I think they've done more than enough set dressing. The location shots are the best thing about the show IMO--it's pretty to look at. What's missing is the rich CHARACTERS and HISTORY. I wish they hadn't removed Michael, and his trade as an architect: the house was a living legend basically, for how important setting was for the Mayfairs, as they moved from Scotland to Haiti to Riverbend to the Garden District. Such a waste.

Ciprien: They ruined it when they had Rowan & Cip sleep together just because they touched hands and the empath magic was working. They had zero build up -- it went from hey creep why are you stalking me I'll kill you; to oops I almost killed you btw why do you have a picture of my mom you creep; to omg my mom was murdered right in front of me let's hold hands wow I love you but I don't ever listen to you.

The previous witches are 1000x more interesting than Rowan.

Mona: If we don't get Blackwood Farm with Mona & Quinn & Morrigan I'm gonna be upset. The whole point of the Mayfairs is their Taltos chromosome, and which witches can give birth to one or not. Without that culminating arc, adding in Mona this late will just be Tessa 2.0, like wtf Esta.

Icons: I was SHOCKED that Julien was nowhere to be found--no victrola, journals, nothing. The voodoo doll was cute, but it's not enough--that house was HAUNTED. But there's still room for it in S2, if Ciprien has a seance with Julien's ghost to learn how to use "simple tools" against Lasher. And GOD YES, I was so bummed that the attic reveal was so DULL--that's one of the best parts of the book! U_U 

Costumes: Yeah, I had no idea what anyone was wearing, especially Deirdre in that fancy dress as if tshirts & pants don't exist, & Rowan in that silly flapper outfit, meanwhile Stella's a BLIP.

Race: The Mayfairs were elitist slaveowning eugenicist mad scientist racist pigs, so I actually hope they stop acting like the Mayfairs are the UN, with all of these POC Mayfairs in positions of power, like wtf? Witches like Merrick Mayfair lived out in the swamps cuz the family kept denying Julien's byblows--black and white. Riverbend was the most GHASTLY part of the Mayfair's racist history, and I wasn't surprised that when Jojo showed off the designee portraits Marguerite's name wasn't mentioned, seeing the way they're revising/cleaning up the Mayfair history already.

Speaking of Jojo, yes, Jen Richards was a breath of fresh air, and I hope she gets WAY more to do. Maybe make Jojo the new Mona? O_O I could see it! Jojo's already the best female on the whole show, and an actually LIKEABLE Mayfair, so I say make her the designee and let's have her meet Quinn Blackwood, get married and have his kid from the book--but surprise! it's a Walking Baby, Morrigan! <3 (DO NOT have her be one of the Mayfair women Lasher assaults & kills, PLEASE NO.)

But yeah, while I hope they prove me wrong in S2, this was such a fustercluck that IDK if there's any salvaging it.

A list of things Mayfair Witches needs

A more loving approach to the environment (the story has a lot of details that are a love letter to New Orleans. There weren’t nearly enough references to the food, music, culture or architecture)

Giving Ciprien more of a personality (he felt incredibly flat)

More scenes/plots/focused episodes about the previous witches because they are 10x more interesting than Rowan

Mona Mayfair (obviously upgrade Anne’s “most feminist character” to third wave intersectional feminism instead of exaggerated second wave feminine supremacy)

Please more of the iconic symbology. The victrola, Stella’s pearls, the various artifacts from their 400 year history. Even the second floor attic reveal was anticlimatic in season one. 

Better costume design. These people do *not* appear to be dressing for their class, their environment or the weather.

Obviously they need to treat the characters of color with more respect (being treated bad by other characters is one thing, being treated bad by the narrative is another), also for all their talk of making it “more queer friendly” they’ve certainly glossed over a lot of the queerness of the work. 

FFS put Ms. Richards on the writing staff or something PLEASE she was legit a member of the real-life Talamasca and is one of only like three people on the whole of the cast crew and production that was actually a fan of the work before this started. Her whole thing is updating problematic genre content and you gave her nothing to do